Annoying Things Unilorin Students Go Through

•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn’t a good thing. Don’t get me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it becomes a regular thingy,it’s one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the SUN.(Unilorin Students Can Relate)

Things Unilorin Students Go Through


I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it!

•TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel by foot.

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Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let’s say you get fortunate enough,the ‘workaholic’ lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol.

Things Unilorin Students Go Through

Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you’ll get home nothing earlier than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you ‘shunt’ your way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out)

•FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see, Unilorin Students  and false rumours are synonyms. Prof. Suleiman Age said students will be given N10,000 each. UNILORIN is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of February.

Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given ‘I-pad'(how much are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C’mon,it’s a school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are from.

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•SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they wouldn’t have named the ‘Death Valley’ the hottest place in the world. You go to school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it’s your dark twin that arrives in the afternoon.

The most annoying part about the Sun is it’s dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It’s no different from carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must say. *By the way,I wonder how the ‘Suit and Tie’ and ‘Varsity Jacket’ dudes cope.

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Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren’t able to get one.How sorrowful. lol.

If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could have been scholars *hehe

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